Not everyone vibes with the whole holiday and Christmas season. Frank Costanza famously created an alternate holiday to replace the tyranny of Yuletide cheer. For all the Bleakins, Belsnickels, and Billy Bobs out there, now is the right time to level up your discontented swag. So let everyone know your true fickle feelings this holiday season with the perfect fit.
Supreme x Andres Serrano Piss Christ Tee Black
This is the perfect shirt for those worried that people no longer keep the “Christ” in Christmas. Released during the FW17 season, the tee features Andres Serrano’s controversial 1987 photograph, Immersions (Piss Christ). Serrano’s photo was a picture of a crucifix submerged in the artist’s urine and touched off another heated battle of the culture wars of the 80s and 90s, the outcome of which instantiated decency standard laws for government funding of the arts. Put the Supreme Piss Christ Tee Black on and prove Fox News right. There really is a War on Christmas.
2016 Pokemon XY Evolutions Booster Box
Back in November 2012, the now-defunct website Play4Real published an interview with Pokemon creator Satoshi Tajiri. In the interview, Tajiri says that Pokemon was created with his inner-Scrooge firmly in mind. Even though the article was a complete fabrication and an example of crass internet humor, it freaked out many parents who were devastated to learn that Pokemon was not the wholesome holiday present they had assumed. Grab that 2016 Pokemon XY Evolutions Booster Box and make the olds think you’re more of a Scrooge and less of a Bob Cratchit.
BAPE x Dragon Ball Z Baby Milo Mr Satan & Cell Tee White
BAPE and Dragon Ball Z have always been collab gold, and the stylized Baby Milo x Dragon Ball Z collab from SS20 is no exception. Featuring the narcissistic, arrogant, and selfish antagonists Cell and Mr Satan, the BAPE x Dragon Ball Z Baby Milo Mr Satan & Cell Tee White sends the perfect anti-holiday message. The holiday season is all about charity, kindness, community, and Cell and Mr Satan are anything but that. And, of course, the character’s name is Mr Satan.
Supreme 666 Denim Tote Black
To wage a successful anti-holiday season war, you’re going to need a lot of stuff. Thankfully, Supreme dropped this cute denim tote during their SS17. With an all-over “666” print, the Supreme 666 Denim Tote Black lets everyone know you’d rather be in Hell, Michigan, than the North Pole. And it’s roomy enough to carry around all your Christmas decoration smashing tools, with a little space left over for a present or two. Just because you’ve sworn vengeance on the season doesn’t mean you’re immune to the charms of gift-giving.
Supreme Hellraiser Skateboard Deck Multi
Nothing connotes anti-holiday cheer quite like Pinhead from the Hellraiser series. Pinhead is a Hell Priest in the Order of Gash in Hell’s Army, making him the perfect foil for all things merry and bright. Pick up the Supreme Hellraiser Skateboard Deck Multi, and every year when your friends and neighbors are putting up their Christmas decorations, be sure to mount ol’ Pinhead front and center, right next to the mistletoe.
Supreme Skull Pile Bandana Green
Of all the things associated with Christmas, a screaming, gnashing pile of green skulls is low on the list. Ever since Juicy J blessed the world with the original shirt during the coldest tracking shot in rap video history in Three 6 Mafia’s “Stay Fly,” extolling the virtues of women, drugs, and drank, the perfect anti-holiday anthem was born. Grab your grills, grab your Supreme Skull Pile Bandana Green, and stay fly-y-y-y, y-y-y, y-y, y.
