Every year, you tolerate the unbearable questions you get from your relatives. “How’s school going?” “What are you going to do with THAT major???” “Are you dating anyone yet?” “I’m your Aunt Shannon, do you remember me?” It’s absolutely horrifying, but you suck it up for one thing and one thing only: the food. And even though you might not know your Aunt Shannon too well, you do remember that banging mac ‘n’ cheese she brought last year. As if your overflowing plate of food wasn’t enough of a sign, make sure people know exactly what you came for this holiday season so they won’t bother you with annoying questions.
Supreme Chicken Dinner Tee
If you needed a shirt that says, “I am about my food and nothing else”, then this is the shirt for you. It’s literally a shirt with a plate of chicken on it, with a fixing of sides of course. And this shirt is brought to you by none other than Supreme because if there’s one thing that angsty, rule-breaking skateboarders know it’s the importance of a balanced meal. Just like this shirt, as a foodie, you relate to it heavily a big representation of what you, a foodie, are all about: a good simple quality dinner without any of the fuss
Supreme Thermos Stainless King Food Jar and Spoon
The beauty of modern-day technology is that we’ve mastered the ability to eat while on the go. We’ve literally made the dinner table obsolete, keeping it around for aesthetics and tradition. You can just focus on the food with this stainless steel Thermos jar. With the help of Supreme, you no longer need to waste time with the old traditions of sitting at the table and bearing the drool conversations with your family. The Thermos can hold up to 16oz. (2 cups) of food and keep contents hot for up to 9 hours. You can eat everything in a room, away from the family, go back to the kitchen when you want seconds, and then repeat the process all over again. Plus, if you take a nap in the middle of it, the food will still be hot when you wake up! Thanks, Supreme for making eating in isolation easy and hype!
Supreme Metal Folding Chair
Sometimes, you just need that right amount of elbow room to eat your giant turkey legs. The only problem is that everyone is used to you eating alone so the family never leaves space for you at the dinner table. Once again, Supreme is here to save the holidays with their Metal Folding Chair. Set up the chair anywhere and you make anything a table with, now, a sitting option. A low-level bookshelf, a window sill, even the table that you were once ignored at are all now viable options. Don’t ever let not having a seat at the table prevent you from achieving your goals, whether it comes to eating holiday meals or just life in general.
Travis Scott x McDonald’s Apple Pie Hoodie
The holidays always call for pie. Well, any day calls for pie, really, but there’s something about eating it on the holidays that makes it taste better and there’s always room for dessert. You’ve always had a thing for sweets so wear a hoodie that literally states the philosophy you live by. Travis Scott’s recent collaboration with McDonald’s gave birth to a hoodie for pie lovers out there. You’re bringing your A-game this year, so let people know that, at the end of the day, through all of the pointless questions with pointless responses that you’re really there for the food and the pie. Because you’ve “Always had a thing for sweets”.
Cactus Plant Flea Market x Human Made We’re Good! Mug
What do you wash down pie with? Eggnog. And what do we mix eggnog with? Rum. But we never want people to know that we need alcohol to tolerate being around them. So instead of the plastic cups that might get passed around to family members, why not bring your own? And make it a mug with a message. Cactus Plant Flea Market recently released a mug that does all of the talking for you. With the message “We’re Good” and two smiling faces, the cup will tell anyone that starts to approach you that you can do without the arbitrary talk. All you need in this world is some warm nog, a splash of rum, and isolation.
